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Pickup lines used on librarians

That's not the way Charlotte and I went out together. I used none of this sentences on here.
But if I knew them, I would have !

  • You're a librarian? I need to visit the library more often.
  • I'm a bookworm. Can I get between your covers?
  • Knowing you're the librarian just increased my circulation.
  • Mind if I check you out?
  • Would you like to check me out?
  • Can I have your phone number so you can check me out later?
  • Come to my room and check me out so I can get checked in to you.
  • Meeting you made me realize I was long overdue.
  • Have you heard the one about the librarian with more stacks than she could handle?
  • You're stacked better than the public library.
  • I couldn't help noticing what a great book bag you have.
  • You have the tightest bun in the place.
  • Mind if I work with your stacks?
  • I'd like to use my "Dewey" on you.
  • Want to come back to my room and play cataloger? I brought my own Dewey.
  • Let's get Dewey!
  • I reshelve my own books and I bet I can find a place to fit you in.
  • Let's play shelf reading, you be the shelf and I'll jump in.
  • Care to slip between the covers with me?
  • Let's play closing time at the library. Stand by the door and I'll slam you!
  • As a public librarian aren't you supposed to let me in?
  • So is it true academic librarians only let scholars in?
  • Are you a librarian who believes in open access to your stacks?
  • So when's the last time you were "on the desk"?
  • What's your call number?
  • I'd love to be a page in your section.
  • I like your shelves. Can I get a closer look?
  • You can classify me in your fantasy collection.
  • When I'm through, you'll need to get your bun tightened.
  • Are you on interlibrary loan? Because, baby, you're outta this library!
  • I'll deliver positive results to the right question.

    Low, Kathleen. Casanova was a librarian: a light-hearted look at the profession. Jefferson, NC: McFarland & Co, 2007.